Recap: Paris

It’s hard to believe I’ve been here a whole month – in the sense that time has flown, and in the sense that I’ve done so much it’s hard to believe it’s only been a month. Most of the other graduates are gone, having completed their much shorter training, so that leaves the IT grads here to get through the project as the weather goes steadily downhill.

Paris first, though: The city was awesome, the wine was fine, the french women gorgeous, and the company was excellent, making it an all-round perfect weekend trip. The Eurostar is a smooth easy ride, and the lack of lead-time means that it’s as quick as catching a plane. For all the hype, Paris is initally a little “ordinary”, in that it looks much like any other European city.

But then you turn your head, and poking between two buildings is the Eiffel, and suddenly you’re entranced. It’s not like Sydney or New York, where the tallest building is integrated into the skyline (post-2001 for NY, obviously). It’s a little like Tokyo Tower, but more so – the Eiffel really stands out, because it’s got nothing near it of comparable height. I probably took at least 50 photos of it just because it was so “there” with nothing in the way (note to self: remove multitude of exact-same photos). At night, it’s even more of a wonder.

First place visited, following lunch by the banks of the Seinne, was Notre Dame, right in the middle of the city. I can imagine it being quite impressive standing in the middle of the city as the hour rang out from Notre Dame, and was repeated by church bells throughout the city. Considering when it was built, it would have been quite imposing – still is, really, and the intricacy of the decorations carved into stone make you think of how little effort is spent these days on the things that were once so valued. Big buildings like that now have to prove their economic worth, and decoration would simply raise the barrier; as a fan of minimalist styles, that’s an idea I can agree with, but you can’t help but be impressed by the work.

Following that, and lunch, we headed to the Latin Quarter to find our hostel, and got throughly lost. Getting lost in a foreign speaking country is never the most reassuring experience, but it seems to happen with some regularity with me, and I’ve come to appreciate it as a way to get to see bits of the city I might not normally see.

Eventually we found our hostel, dumped the bags and raced north to Moulin Rouge to see if we could get tickets. Europeans though don’t seem to share our view on acceptable clothing standards, and the only session we could turn up to with jeans was sold out till Wednesday. Natch. A second Lunch nearby eased our worries though, and we headed to the Eiffel Tower by way of Arc de Triomphe (no that’s probably not spelt right). What was intended as a short stop turned into a little extended excursion, as the views from the top of the Arc were quite nice. Eiffel loomed large though, and so we headed over there too get even higher up the Paris skyline…

As we arrived though, a thunderstorm swept in from the south, and the tower, being essentially a giant lightning rod, probably wasn’t the most sensible place to be. We stuck around waiting for a friend to come down, thinking we’d go up the next morning, but before he came down the tower lit up, night descended and suddenly it looked… gorgeous.

The next day, we failed at getting up early but still managed to get to the Louvre in time to avoid the massive lines. Impressive collection – you could spend weeks if you chose to. The Mona Lisa was, invariably, a disappointment – it might be a technically briliant painting, but … well, the other 100,000 people seeing it at the same time as you is a little off-putting.

In the afternoon, we did the Catacombs – very very cool =D I spent half the time wondering where the spines were, and the other half feeling a little guilty because it was basically walking through people’s graves. It’s a morbid person who uses skulls to create an arch and cross in a wall of arm & leg bones, I tell you.

Ended the day sitting in a cafe for a good hour chewing the fat with the people I went with, before the Eurostar home. I do wish I lived in London so I could do this more often…

(photos over in the gallery)

Bonjour!

Bounjour from fair Paris!

I am typing on the craziest keyboard I’ve seen yet. The fullstop is a shift-key, the q is where a is and… migods, it’s hard to type.

Apologies for the lack of updates; there hasn’t exactly been a wealth of bloggable stories to put up, and there’s only so many times I can say “went out with friends again in the heart of London,” etc etc.

Anywho, this is much too painful too type for long. Paris is beautiful, and I’ve only been here an hour or two. Much to explore. See ya!

Hamster in Hospital; UK news goes beserk

In case you haven’t heard, Richard ‘Hamster’ Hammond (presenter of Top Gear) is in hospital with a brain injury after a stunt went wrong; what you probably haven’t seen is how beserk the UK news desks have gone over this story. Slow news week, possibly.

Training Training Training

(title to be sung to the tune of “Rolling Rolling Rolling”)

The IT training has started in earnest, and it’s… just like being back at uni. Apart from of course the whole business clothes and rareified atmosphere of genuine concentration that many of the other people have. I obviously have much too much time on my hands, which is why I’m here, after all. We’re covering the basics of Unix, and I’m genuinely bored out of my mind. How do these people claim to be graduates of IT programs with zero exposure to operating systems beyond Windows? How do these people hope to work?!

Of course, being a gigantic organisation, we can take these people on our books because they’re hired as “Business Analysts”, where they take the requirements from the users and turn them into a design for an outsourced (or ‘smartsourced’, as my team is) programming team. However, for the project that we will be doing in the next month or so, I need to have more coders around me because fundamentally IT in the app-dev world comes down to some actual development. These people take a dim view of working at the code face, and from my perspective, that’s not the right perspective to have; you simply don’t understand the scale of the job if you’ve never done it hands-on.

Outside of the daily-grind training, I’m having about the most fun I’ve had in my life. I’ve got money to spend, I’m in a faraway location, and I have little responsibilities after 5 pm. No dinner to cook, no bathroom to clean, no anything really to take care of – should I choose to go home, I’d just be sitting in front of the TV spacing out… So what’s a guy to do? Well, to put it gently, my liver’s taken a hammering over the last week or so. But hey! That’s the European atmosphere for ya (“Water with dinner? Surely you mean beir, ja?” Ah, I love Germans when they’re drunk).

For anyone that missed it, my trip to Amsterdam was alright… if anything, overrated by everyone who’s told me to go there. I suppose I would enjoy it more had I gone with close friends, but from my experience of travel, if you can’t enjoy it alone then enjoying it with friends could just as easily have been acheived elsewhere. Much more to see and do yet, though, so hopefully I’ll get a better experience out of my later travels.

End of Week 2

Week 2 of London has (nearly) ended with a test on the last week’s worth of study on financial markets…

Well, that was easy. 20 minutes to do a 2 hour exam? That’s outdone even the easiest at uni! I love multi choice exams.

Financial markets is surprisingly easier than I initially assumed. While I’d be far from confident in saying I know everything, I know enough to know what kind of job the guys on the front end of the bank do, and what pays my salary. (I’ve also got a minor appreciation for the fact that it could easily be almost eliminated by computers, which could be a scary thought for some :P) If you want to get into finance, and you can take the long hours… do it! As long as you don’t have to deal with the tedious accounting details anyway.

London’s been good weather overall – warm enough to not wear a jumper or otherwise. If anything, getting on the “tube” is like getting on a moving sauna: not a pleasant experience at 8 o’clock in the morning if you’ve got to turn up to work later. I like the interconnectivity of the tube, and now I can really appreciate why Sydney doesn’t have a system like this – its built up area just isn’t big enough. Something like Melbourne’s trams is probably most convenient.

As you can probably tell, I’m settling into something of a groove, and it’s a not-unpleasant one. Something of the lifestyle I missed at uni is here, and now I have the funds to pay for it. However… I’ve been sideswiped by a big ol’ batch of homesickness, or something along those lines – when I’m normally travelling, it’s constantly changing, but when you think “Well, I’ll be doing this for another… 8 weeks…”, there’s a little sense of “well, bugger.” It’s similar enough that I’m not uncomfortable, but it’s different enough that I do yearn a little for the simple things I can appreciate at home (like the taste of water, say). It’s just this thing, y’know?

A quick report on the 21st last weekend: went to a pub with the aussie grads, and then to Brick Lane, which is packed with Indian restaurants, and got right royally drunk thoughout the night, though sober enough to stay coherent and remember it the next morning, not to mention not regretting it. Then… proceeded to go out the night after.. and the night after… oh and the days in between. So I’m carrying a little sleep debt i consistently fail to make up every night.

Had a batch of late jetlag last night, in fact, which means I’ll be half coherent tonight – I’m already surviving on the back of 2 Red Bulls – when we have our first all-in open-bar event (promises to be fun). And then Amsterdam tomorrow morning! And I got paid overnight!

Ah, truly, c’est la vie~

two one

This is supposed to be “the big one”… but stuffed if I know why. 15, 18, 20, they felt big. This one…?

Well, I’m in London. I’m on an expenses-paid trip. It’s 5 o’clock. I have some great friends who want to take me out. It’s about as big as it will ever get, I’d suspect, and there’s more promised when I return.

It’s supposed to be big, but it doesn’t seem to be.

No regrets though! Smile & Enjoy!

(i could make my souvineers bill much cheaper by just bringing stuff for those who actually remembered, were I to be vindictive like that :P)