Let Me Explain Why Miley Cyrus’ VMA Performance Was Our Top Story This Morning:
So, you may ask, why was this morning’s top story, a spot usually given to the most important foreign or domestic news of the day, headlined “Miley Cyrus Did What???” and accompanied by the subhead “Twerks, stuns at VMAs”?
It’s a good question. And the answer is pretty simple.
When The Onion turns more real than the “real news”, you know something is going wrong.