A pigeon just brained itself by flying into my kitchen window, where I was cooking lunch, scaring the shit out of me. Its death spasm certainly didn’t help.
The dead bird is in my rubbish bin now. I could think of no other way.
Geh, I feel horrible.
They had that problem at my school… they thought of putting little bird decals on the window to warn them. Perhaps the pigeon is in a better place now, a la Jonathan Livingston Seagull.
I dunno about Jonathan Livingston Seagull, but yeah, something along those lines…