Gods, even when I’m speaking they turn it into “Karen”. I recieved 3 letters in the last week with Karen instead of my carefully spelt name (“Obviously someone screwed up typing it because the a and e keys are like practically next to each other. Oh they screwed up this mister stuff as well.”), and on top of this lazy ass f#$ks at work in the IT Support side of things like to read what they expect.
Sample exchange:
“Is this Karen’s phone?”
“Yes, this is Karan speaking.”
“Oh so can I speak to Karen?”
Next punkass that gets my name wrong makes intimate friends with my knuckles.
Ooooh who’s this Karen you’re living with!? Do I know her?
Is this the bus stop girl!? :O
You spelt knuckles wrong :P
Better than the stupid typo at my work turning Zhi into ZGI (and hence people calling me Ziggy).
jack: lol, unless I married her or she’s my cousin…
z: man, you could just pass for “Zi” or “Ze” too y’know :P Still, ZGI has a bit of retro-cool to it too.