the daily column

Merry Christmas… OR IS IT?!

Someone tell me how we know the birthdate exactly, but the date of death shifts every year, according to a mysterious and complex formula they use to torture 1st year Computer Science students with. IT’S SO STUPIDLY COMPLEX!

Bet you didn’t think about that before, did you?

(Screw the PC crowd – Merry Christmas y’all!)

5 replies on “Merry Christmas… OR IS IT?!”

Any well informed person would know that Christmas isn’t the real birthday. It’s simply the adaption of the Winter Solace celebration by the 4th century church.

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